Time for a rant!

I am not a happy kitty today, and I will tell you why.

Kimmikat bought herself a new bag as she was going to a wedding. It’s a very nice bag, purply red in colour with leaves and berries appliqued on it. This is the bag

But look…it’s also got a dog! Yes! A DOG!

Now, I understand that it is a nice bag and it is just coincidence that it has a dog on it, but I am beginning to wonder, because it is not the only bag KimmiKat has with animals on it. She also has lots of bags with monkeys on them, like this one…

Monkeys…I ask you! Monkeys! Why? She has lots of them. I don’t understand why. Now what I want to know, is why doesn’t she have a bag or two with cats on them?

I mean, she professes to love and adore cats, but she doesn’t have any bags with cats! This upsets me. It isn’t right. Excuse me while I wipe away a tear…

‘Hmm …excuse me Jiffers. Can I put the record straight?’

‘Oh, hello KimmiKat. What do you want to tell me?’

‘Well, I don’t have any bags with cats on them, at the moment, but I have pretty material with cats on it, that I bought ready to make bags. And - I also have cat key rings and cat earrings and lots of cat ornaments and pictures.’

Oh really? Will you show me the material?

‘Better than that, I will take pictures of it and you can show everybody.’

‘And the key rings’?

‘Yes, if you like.’

‘Oh that’s good. I feel a bit better now’

‘Silly puss- cat :)’